This is my ode to television. Or, whatever the opposite of an ode is. Many of the problems we face as a planet are symptoms of much deeper issues. The media normalizes those symptoms and keeps us paying attention to all the wrong things. Plus, I'm sick of seeing people drink like fish and eat garbage on TV and still come out looking like supermodels. I'd love to see what the stars would like if they actually ate and drank like the characters they portray.